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getabducted:

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

lmao

getabducted:

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

lmao

(via just-an-average-girl-here)

— 4 hours ago with 201281 notes

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

(via just-an-average-girl-here)

— 4 hours ago with 83373 notes

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via fake-mermaid)

— 13 hours ago with 448598 notes

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via fake-mermaid)

— 2 days ago with 718706 notes
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

(via austin-aragon)

— 2 days ago with 201538 notes