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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 459988 notes

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via lip-biterr)

— 1 day ago with 340153 notes

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via encourage)

— 2 days ago with 325685 notes
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via austin-aragon)

— 2 days ago with 169594 notes

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

(via phobias)

— 2 days ago with 224063 notes

imsirius:

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

(via just-an-average-girl-here)

— 2 days ago with 93666 notes
yivialo:

flawlessvevo:

she looking at him like “imma break that dick tonight nigga you don’t EVEN know”

but ……

yivialo:

flawlessvevo:

she looking at him like “imma break that dick tonight nigga you don’t EVEN know”

but ……

(via lvixiv)

— 2 days ago with 3951 notes

sighcum:

I would like a dick taco

(via sofalcondone)

— 2 days ago with 55955 notes